Sunday, April 23, 2006

New rubber form discovered!

This new discovery was unknown to the mankind for all these years. We thank the Caterers (RR) for providing us with constant samples throughout the week. We were also oblivious to this new form of rubber until we conducted the stretching test and the chewing test.

Here are the samples:






























The source of inspiration are junta who were finding it tough to break the rubber with both hands which was supposedly sold by the secret trade name 'naan'. The author has already filed for a patent.

We conducted the stretch test first. The results showed the material had very high degree of plasticity. We applied the test on Livestrong band which yielded much earlier the 'naan'. We strongly recommend this material for Livestrong foundation and also to Bridgestone tyre company (I am a Schumacher fan you know).

Now we move on the chewing test. The author had to test it on himself(which was painful indeed).The pic on the right is when the author started chewing the 'naan'.















After the author chewed the 'naan' 25 times...















After the author chewed the 'naan' 50 times...















Finally, the author was able to make the 'naan' edible by the chew test after 75 times chewing again and again.

So what do IITians resort to when they are made to eat 'naan'. They take extras from the mess or go to Gurunath to quench their hunger.Here is one specimen who was forced to survive on Milk Bikis as dinner.

















I would like to make a sincere appeal to all the IITM junta to popularise this new form of rubber(The author is ready to share the royalties).

Acknowledgement: We thank the RR caterers for providing us with such great source of rubber.

10 comments:

Intrepid traveller's dairy said...

Rubber...lol...no offence but the so called 'naan' looks as though it was made 3 months ago and stored specially for you guys...me being the worst cook of the century can make better roties and naan's...I'm sure you will miss this rubbery naan after you graduate from IIT :-P!!

Gapa said...

and in the other news...

Shaastra 2006 core committee divided aboutwith killer idea of a 40-ft bridge made completely out of 'naan'.

"It seems to be at least ten times as strong as concrete," the new CoAS quoted, "and it's also indigenous, but not biodegradable." The events core agreed - "You could say that we are chewing on the idea for now."

Marvin said...

@suchi
I think I will desperately miss my home food and i am missing it now also :(

@Gapa
Thanx for the news update :)

Anonymous said...

hmm.. yeah.. it should have been pathetic (i see that on your face :D), especially after that yummmmy continental foooooooood.. illaiya?? *lol*

Anonymous said...

how many days have you been planning this post for?

Marvin said...
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Marvin said...

Decided to write it after I was subjugated to undergo the chew test in the mess...so basicallly after I came to my room wrote the post...no initial preparation...thats the beauty of what 'naan' doest to you...wanna try it out?? :D

Anonymous said...

what a way to be inspired! ;)

oh yeah.. naan.....
oki.. i'll try the messy food on returning from bombay. now that you have warned, i guess i need some preparation to bear it all :D

Vinay said...

Too TRippy

Anonymous said...

HAahhhh...
Raghu... seems like a lot of hard work went into all the analysis...

MORE stretchable... more wear and tear resistant...
looks like australia should use this technology for manufactring alot of products that are lesser reliable...
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